Shopping

• ” It’s the shop o’clock somewhere!”
• “Work hard so you can shop harder.”
• “Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.”
• “I love to go shopping and see what catches my eye.’
• “Online shopping makes everything so much easier – it’s a bad habit of mine.
• “Up all night to get lucky.”
• “I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.”
• “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.”
• ” could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter.”
• ” Life is too short to wear boring clothes.”
• “Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect, please.”
• “I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.”
• “I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.”
• “Shopping is always a good idea.”
• ” Life is short. Buy the dress.”
• “Each day is a page in your fashion story.”
• “Work hard so you can shop harder.”
• “The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.”
• “Saturday is for shopping.“
• “The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.”
• “If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.”
• “Get in, loser. We‘re going shopping.“
• “Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.”
• “I bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.”
• “The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.“
• “When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.”
• “Shopping is always a good idea.”
• ” Born to shop. Forced to work.”
• “Shopping is the only sport I need.“
• “If I bought it on sale, I actually MADE money.“
• “If you can’t stop thinking about it, then buy it.”
• “Whoever said money can‘t buy happiness didn‘t know where to go shopping.“
• “Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.”
• “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”
• “I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.“
• “Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.”
• “Buying something on sale is a special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it’s worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?”
• “Each day is a page in your fashion story.”
• “I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.”
• “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
• “Keep calm and go shopping.”
• “I like my money right where I can see it: Hanging in my closet.”
• “I shop, therefore I am.”
• “I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need to change for gum.”
• “Get in, loser. We‘re going shopping.“
• “Shopping is an art and I’m an artist.”
• “Shopping is the only sport I need.“
• ” My favorite words: It’s on sale.”
•  “When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.”

• We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”
• “The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.”
• “Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.”
• “A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”
• “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”
• “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
• “I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.”
• “The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.”
• “The other line moves faster.”
• “Buying something on sale is a special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it’s worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?”
• “When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.”
• “If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.”
• “Is there more to life than shopping?”
• “I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.”
• “I bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.”
• “I like my money right where I can see it: Hanging in my closet.”